allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

holypunks:

pvnkbat:

holypunks:

apparently maddy checks to make sure i’m awake before i start a conversation because i sleep talk to her oh my god

i’m sorry but starting a conversation with “hey you know that synthesizer part in mona lisa by all american rejects?”  and proceed to make synthesizer noises isn’t normally how you start a conscious chat

fuck

holypunks:

apparently maddy checks to make sure i’m awake before i start a conversation because i sleep talk to her oh my god

i’m sorry but starting a conversation with “hey you know that synthesizer part in mona lisa by all american rejects?”  and proceed to make synthesizer noises isn’t normally how you start a conscious chat

unsatisfiedjudge:

please stay happy
is tommy cute? like post selfies please.
Anonymous

oh man tommy is the cutest

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nd a very old one

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

gorefrank:

State your name:  Maddy
State the name that your parents almost named you: Jake or Sam?

Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? My Nanny

Did anything embarrassing happen this week? I tripped up in a store.

Do people praise you for your looks? no
What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? I accidentally wear black a lot? I mean I try to add colour in but it’s always black?

Do you work out every week? No, I’m going swimming soon.
Do you like your smile? No

Do you like your eyes? No

Do you think you are pretty? No

How much money is in your account? noney

Are you single? Nope!
Do you want kids? Yes
What does your backpack look like: Plain leather?
What celebrity do you think is attractive? Frank Iero
Last movie you saw in theaters: Thor 2 with my lil sis